Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Good Clean Jokes

Looking for a quick laugh this afternoon that won't make you blush with embarrasment or have to minimize the screen when your co-worker walks by? There are hundreds of jokes and one-liners that you can use to break the ice in mixed-company or share with your kids. I've collected over 100 funny jokes that do not rely on bodily functions or s-e-x for their humor.

For example, how about an original knock-knock joke?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?


Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
-Because it had a hard drive!

Got to include a lawyer joke:

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Of course, there are some great puns and "ponderisms":

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

Acupuncture is a jab well done

Take a break and come on over to read at least 94 additional jokes right here!

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