Good Clean Jokes

Looking for a quick laugh this afternoon that won't make you blush with embarrasment or have to minimize the screen when your co-worker walks by? There are hundreds of jokes and one-liners that you can use to break the ice in mixed-company or share with your kids. I've collected over 100 funny jokes that do not rely on bodily functions or s-e-x for their humor.

For example, how about an original knock-knock joke?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?

or:

Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
-Because it had a hard drive!

Got to include a lawyer joke:

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Of course, there are some great puns and "ponderisms":

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

Acupuncture is a jab well done

Take a break and come on over to read at least 94 additional jokes right here!

The Far Side Cartoons

Who doesn't love Gary Larson's favorite cartoon series, "The Far Side?" This creative genius from Tacoma, Washington published thousands of single-pane drawings in a 10-year period from the 1980s to the 1990s. Poking fun at scientists, angels/devils, silly human beings and smart animals, Larson's commentary was even funnier than his clever artwork.

Although Mr. Larson does not continue to draw his highly popular comic strip, The Far Side lives on in numerous books, calendars, t-shirts and more. For a great compilation of The Far Side cartoons and more information about Larson himself, visit my hub.

Its time for a break and a laugh!